"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

 

 

- Peter Kay

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Did you know that quite a few historical figures were hilarious? And break into a smile . . .
even laugh out loud . . . with the wonderful sense of humor of celebrities past and present!

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Abraham Lincoln
Alfred Hitchcock
Andy Rooney
Art Buchwald

Bill Clinton
Bill Cosby
Bob Hope

Chris Rock
Conan O’Brien

Dan Quayle
Dan Rather
Dean Martin
Dennis Miller
Dick van Dyke
Dolly Parton

Elayne Boosler
Elizabeth Taylor
Ellen DeGeneres

George Burns
George Carlin
George W. Bush
Groucho Marx


Henry Kissinger

Jack Benny
Jackie Mason
Jay Leno
Jeff Foxworthy
Johnny Carson
Jon Stewart

Lily Tomlin
Lucille Ball

Mahatma Gandhi
Margaret Thatcher
Mark Twain

Napoleon Bonaparte

Oprah Winfrey
Oscar Wilde

Pablo Picasso

Robert Frost
Robin Williams
Rodney Dangerfield
Ronald Reagan
Roseanne Barr


Socrates

Truman Capote

Will Rogers
Winston Churchill
Woody Allen

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny others are here.

Humorous quotes on Beauty, Love, Marriage, Politics, and other
funny quotations categorized by Subject Matter are here.

Just a few amusing Proverbs . . .

The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

It is easier to abstain than to restrain. - French proverb

At an auction keep your mouth shut. - Spanish proverb

Throw a lucky man into the sea and he will come up with a fish
in his mouth.
- Arabian proverb

There is nothing permanent except change. - Greek proverb

All are brave when the enemy flies. - Italian proverb

Other funny Proverbs are here.

 

 

 

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