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Witty and funny Advice quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more:

Bill Cosby :
“A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.”

“You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.”


Erica Jong :
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”

Oscar Wilde :
“Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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