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Quoting the funny Alfred Hitchcock :
“I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.”
“This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.”
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”
“When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'”
“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”
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