Amusing quotes from some of the funniest folks on earth . . . past and present:
Abraham Lincoln
Adlai Stevenson
Alfred Hitchcock
Ambrose Bierce
Andy Rooney
Angie Dickinson
Ann Landers
Anonymous
Art Buchwald
Bertrand Russell
Bill Clinton
Bill Cosby
Billie Holiday
Bob Hope
Cathy Ladman
Cher
Chris Rock
Christopher Morley
Conan O'Brien
Dan Quayle
Dan Rather
Dave Barry
Dean Martin
Dennis Miller
Dick van Dyke
Dmetri Martin
Dolly Parton
Dorothy Parker
Elayne Boosler
Elizabeth Taylor
Ellen DeGeneres
Erica Jong
Erma Bombeck
Fibber McGee
George Bernard Shaw
George Burns
George Carlin
George W. Bush
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Groucho Marx
H. L. Menchen
Helen Rowland
Henny Youngman
Henry Kissinger
Jack Benny
Jackie Mason
James Patrick Murray
Jay Leno
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Durante
Johnny Carson
Jon Stewart
Kathy Lette
Laura Bush
Lewis Grizzard
Lily Tomlin
Lucille Ball
Mae West
Mahatma Gandhi
Margaret Thatcher
Mark Twain
Maryon Pearson
Napoleon Bonaparte
Sir Norman Wisdom, OBE
Ogden Nash
Oprah Winfrey
Oscar Wilde
Pablo Picasso
Peter Kay
Robert Frost
Robert Quillen
Robin Williams
Rodney Dangerfield
Ronald Knox
Ronald Reagan
Roseanne Barr
Samuel Goldwyn
Socrates
Stephen Leacock
Truman Capote
W. C. Fields
Will Rogers
Willard Scott
Winston Churchill
Woody Allen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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