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Quoting the funny Ambrose Bierce :

"Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage."

“Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.”

“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.”

“Egotist: A person of low taste . . . more interested in himself than in me.”

“Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.”

“Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.”

“Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.”

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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