Witty and funny Animals quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more:

Ann Landers :
“Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs”

Bill Clinton :
“Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.”

Bob Hope :
“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”

Margaret Thatcher :
“It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.”

Mark Twain :
“One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”

W. C. Fields :
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

Will Rogers :
“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.”

Winston Churchill :
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”