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Witty and funny Beauty quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Dolly Parton :
"If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!"

“You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”


Henny Youngman :
“She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.”

Lily Tomlin :
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?”

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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