Witty and funny Books quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Alfred Hitchcock :
“This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.”

George Burns :
“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”

Dorothy Parker :
“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”

Groucho Marx :
“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.”