Witty and funny Business quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Bob Hope :
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

George W. Bush :
“More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

Jim Murray :
“Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.”

Robert Frost :
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

Samuel Goldwyn :
"Never make forecasts, especially about the future."