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Quoting the funny Christopher Morley :

“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”

“The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock”.

“Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.”

 

 

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