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Quoting the funny Dan Quayle :

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.”

“The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.”

“This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.”

“We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.”

 

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