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Quoting the funny Dan Rather :

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.”

“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.”

“To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.”

"Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil,
and you'll never be a television anchorman."

“He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.”

"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."

"His lead is as thin as turnip soup."

"This situation in Ohio would give an aspirin a headache.''

"No question now that Kerry's rapidly reaching the point where he's got his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door."

"Is it like a swan, with every feather above the water settled, but under the water paddling like crazy?"