Witty and funny Dating quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Cathy Ladman :
“My grandmother's 90; she's dating a man 93. They never argue . . . they can't hear each other.”

Groucho Marx :
“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”

"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"

“You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

“Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses, on second thought, just let me cover your face.”

Lewis Grizzard :
“For years, I thought drive-in theaters were for watching movies out-of-doors. Then I went to one with Kathy Sue Loudermilk, bless her heart. She was a lovely child and a legend before her sixteenth birthday. She was twenty-one, however, before she knew an automobile had a front seat.”