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Quoting the funny Dean Martin :

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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