Witty and funny Divorce quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Anonymous :
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

Groucho Marx
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

“Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife.”

Helen Rowland :
“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”

Robin Williams :
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Zsa Zsa Gabor :
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”