Witty and funny Education quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Chris Rock :
“Not a Harvard-type education . . . just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”

Dan Quayle :
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

Dennis Miller :
“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R”

George W. Bush :
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

Groucho Marx :
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

Jay Leno :
“According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.”

Mark Twain :
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”