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Quoting the funny Erica Jong :

“They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.”

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”

“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.”

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”

“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.”