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Other than the usual “Confucius say . . .”, here are some funny proverbs:

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom. - French proverb

When you're thirsty it's too late to think
about digging a well. - Japanese proverb

A peacock who sits on its tail is just another turkey.

A man's character reaches town before his person. - Danish proverb

You think education is expensive? Try ignorance.

There is nothing permanent except change. - Greek proverb

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly
live long enough to make them all by yourself.

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes
and the monkey remains as is. - Egyptian proverb

After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell. - Danish proverb

Ask the young . . . they know everything. - French proverb

The fellow who has never made a mistake takes
orders from others who have.

It is easier to abstain than to restrain. - French proverb

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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