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And here are some more funny proverbs:

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Who gossips to you will gossip about you. - Turkish proverb

Fool me once, shame on you;
fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese proverb

Two can keep a secret . . . if one of them is dead.

Approximately half of the people in the world are below average.

There is no right way to do a wrong thing. - Turkish proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth
is putting her boots on. - French proverb

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

At an auction keep your mouth shut. - Spanish proverb

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Throw a lucky man into the sea and he will come up with a fish
in his mouth. - Arabian proverb

War does not determine who is right. War determines who are left.

Advice after injury is like medicine after death. - Danish proverb

Interest on debts grow without rain. - Yiddish proverb

Before going to a war zone, remember: Incoming fire has the right of way!

All are brave when the enemy flies. - Italian proverb

A fool says what he knows, and
a wise man knows what he says. - Yiddish proverb

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Scottish proverb 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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