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Pick any topic and enjoy witty, amusing and often funny quotations . . .

Advice
Ageing
Animals
Art
Babies
Beauty
Books
Business
Children
Crime

Dating
Diplomacy

Divorce
Doctors
Drinking
Economy
Education
Fitness
Food
Geography

Golf
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Happiness
Health

History
Holidays
Lawyers
Lies
Love
Marriage

Media
Men
Military
Money
Movies
Music
Music

Nature
Parenting
Partying

. . . and here are just a few examples:

Political
Relationships
Relatives
Showbiz
Sports
Success

Technology
Tobacco
Travel
Women
Work
Writing

Oscar Wilde on Ageing
“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”

Henny Youngman on Beauty
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

W. C. Fields on Food

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

Socrates on Marriage
"My advice to you is get married. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”

Gilbert K. Chesterton on Relatives
“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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