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Witty and funny Geography quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Dan Quayle :
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

“The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.”


George Carlin :
“I like Florida. Everything is in the 80's. The temperatures, the ages and the IQs.”

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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