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Quoting the funny George Bernard Shaw :

“If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.”

“Lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

“He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”

“Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”

“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.“

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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