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Quoting the funny George W. Bush :

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

“I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.”

“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.”

“More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

"We ought to make the pie higher."

“John Ashcroft, by the way, attributes the way I talk to my religious fervor. In fact, the first time we met, he thought I was talking in tongues.”

 

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