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Quoting the funny Gilbert K. Chesterton :

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”

“Ten thousand women marched through the streets of London saying 'we will not be dictated to,' and then went off to become stenographers.”

“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”

“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”

“Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.”

 

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