Witty and funny Golf quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Bob Hope :
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”

“Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?”

“Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.”

“Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.”

“It's not hard to find Jerry Ford on a golf course . . . you just follow the wounded.”

“If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast.  If God wants to play through, let him.”

Gilbert K. Chesterton
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”

Henny Youngman :
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

Jack Benny :
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

Jim Murray :
“Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.”