Witty and funny Happiness quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

George Burns :
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family . . . in another city.”

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman . . . or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”

Helen Rowland :
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”