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Quoting the funny Helen Rowland

"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."

“One man's folly is another man's wife.”

“A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.”

“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.”

“There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.”

“A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.”

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all”

“Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.”

“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.”

“To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.”

“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”

“Failing to be there when a man wants her is woman's greatest sin, except for being there when he doesn't want her.”