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Quoting the funny Henry Kissinger :

“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea . . . or you're anxious to meet people who do.”

“No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.”

“The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”

“I am being frank about myself in this book. I tell of my first mistake on page 850.”

“There can't be any crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”