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Quoting the funny Jeff Foxworthy

“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks . . . but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”

“You might be a redneck if ...the Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”

“The problem with the designated driver program . . . it's not a desirable job . . . but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”

“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”