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Funny Law and Lawyers quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Robert Frost :
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”

Samuel Goldwyn :
“A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.”

"There is a statue of limitation."


W. C. Fields :
“The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.”

Will Rogers :
“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”

 

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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