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Quoting the funny Lily Tomlin :

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

“The road to success is always under construction.”

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?”

“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

“The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.”

“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it”