Witty and funny Love quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Anonymous :
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

Ambrose Bierce :
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."

Dick van Dyke
“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

Lewis Grizzard :
“Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.”

Lily Tomlin :
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

Woody Allen :
“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”