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Quoting the funny Lucille Ball :

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

“I'm not funny. What I am is brave.”

“A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright."

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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