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Quoting the funny Mae West :

“Every woman should have four pets in her life:  A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.”

“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.”

“A hard man is good to find.”

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”

“I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it”

“I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself”

“Is that a gun in your pocket . . . or are you just glad to see me?”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.”