Witty and funny Money quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Anonymous :
“Always borrow money from pessimists . . . they don’t expect to be paid back.

George Bernard Shaw :
“Lack of money is the root of all evil.”

Jackie Mason :
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”

Oprah Winfrey :
“Though I'm grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes.”

Pablo Picasso :
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor :
“There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”