Witty and funny Music quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Alfred Hitchcock :
“I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.”

Bob Hope :
“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”

Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”

Mark Twain :
“Wagner's music is better than it sounds.”