Wikipedia image of 2002 stamp

Quoting the funny Ogden Nash :

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

“Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.”

“One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.”

“To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.”

“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”

“Too clever is dumb.”