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Quoting the funny Peter Kay :

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

My dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire' . . . which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.“

TM

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

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People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

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A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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