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Rodney_Dangerfield

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Quoting the funny Rodney Dangerfield :

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”

“My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.”

“My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

TM

 

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