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President_Reagan

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Quoting the funny Ronald Reagan :

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency . . . even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”

“Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."

TM

 

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