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Bob Hope :
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
“Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.”
Chris Rock :
“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
“You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”
“The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!”
Conan O'Brien :
“Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.”
“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Groucho Marx :
“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
Samuel Goldwyn :
“We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.”
"Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.”
“The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.”
“That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.”
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