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Socrates

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Quoting the funny Socrates :

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”

“Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.”

“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.”

“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.”

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