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Witty and funny Success quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Dan Quayle :
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


Erma Bombeck :
“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”

Lily Tomlin :
“The road to success is always under construction.”

 

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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