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Quoting the funny Willard Scott :

“Never slap a man who chews tobacco.”

“Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.”

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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