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Bill Cosby :
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
“Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.”
Cher :
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing . . . and then marry him.”
Chris Rock :
“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“Don't argue! You cannot win. You cannot beat a woman in a argument. It's impossible. You will not win. Cause, men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
Christopher Morley :
“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
Dave Barry :
“What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.”
Dick van Dyke :
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
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