Witty and funny Women quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Ten thousand women marched through the streets of London saying 'we will not be dictated to,' and then went off to become stenographers.”

Groucho Marx
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

"Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife."

Helen Rowland :
“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all”

“To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.”

Kathy Lette :
“Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!”

“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.”

“Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels”

“Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.”

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