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Witty and funny Writing quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Ann Landers
“Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs”

Henry Kissinger
“I am being frank about myself in this book. I tell of my first mistake on page 850.”

Mae West
“I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you.”

Winston Churchill
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

“I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.”

 

 

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The absent are always wrong. - English proverb

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame.

Faults are thick where love is thin. - Danish proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Money isn't everything . . . but if you have kids in college,
it surely keeps them in touch.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

Wise men take advice. Fools don't.

A bird in the hand is safer than one that’s directly overhead.

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