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Quoting the funny Zsa Zsa Gabor :

“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.”

“Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.”

“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“To a smart girl men are no problem . . . they're the answer.”

“We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.”

“There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.”

 

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